Come a gutser

November 19th, 2008

Is this a growing problem in Australia? Although if he’s trying to top this guy he fell short by about 100km/h and several pot plants. However the jack russell terrier and continuing to masturbate while the police wrestle with you are nice additions.

While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure “himself in between bouts of wrestling”.

Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Tags: awesome, comedy, stupidity

public vs private money holes

November 12th, 2008


In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

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mister

November 10th, 2008

Mister has eaten almost 2 full cans of fancy feast (the small cans) today, and the night is young! Just to give you an idea of how little he’s been eating it’s been a struggle to get him to eat even 1/4th of a can each day. So this is very exciting.

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tigerpigs

November 10th, 2008

This was sent to me by my sister

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dissent is the highest form of patriotism

November 9th, 2008

Except apparently in philly

You could argue the cops were just trying to protect the guy, although assaulting him (and the cameraman) seems to go against that. They should have just escorted him through the violent mob to his car.

Of course this is philly, where stationing black panthers with nightsticks at a polling place doesn’t warrant an arrest.

Tags: cult, obama

good news

November 8th, 2008

Well, as good as it gets when it comes to cancer diagnosis. Mister has small cell lymphoma, which in cats is probably the most treatable form of cancer. Steroids daily + chemo every 2 weeks (and cats don’t get sick from chemo, at worst their whiskers fall out.) Remission time is 6-18 months, with the average being a year. After that we can pursue more aggressive treatment options.

The steroids could have him acting noticeably better in days, or it could take several weeks to see any signs of improvement. In the meantime we just have to keep him eating (which the steroids should help with.)

This is such a huge relief.

Tags: cancer, cats, life

location location location!

November 7th, 2008

from a list of post-apocalyse movies coming out soon:

November 2008 Father (Viggo Mortensen) and son walk America’s barren, ash-covered highways fleeing a postapocalyptic wasteland. (Shot on location in and around Pittsburgh.)

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wow

November 6th, 2008

you’ve just got to love progressive education. or the fact that the Dutch media apparently felt the need to cover this while ours didn’t.

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mister update

November 5th, 2008

Mister is in surgery right now. It started out as a liver biopsy but the vet quickly noticed the problem wasn’t with the liver. The bile ducts are blocked with thick sludge that’s hardened significantly. The only options were remove the gall bladder, flush out the ducts, run a catheter through them to make sure there’s no tumor in there, and then reattach (the really bad part, as it can detach later) or put him to sleep.

Naturally he’s getting the surgery now. On one hand it’s nice to finally know what was wrong, on the other hand this is a far more intrusive surgery than it started as. Apparently he’s doing well (he’s awake during this.)

Tags: cats, life, suck

it’s over

November 5th, 2008

but The Onion still brings the election funny:


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Tags: awesome, comedy, politics